Post by powkie on Oct 2, 2006 1:02:32 GMT -5
I believe it.
I do. I believe it marissa!!
You know, I don't think its even inconceivable that you might really be one of "them". Trying to take over the world and make unsuspecting innocents into brain-dead-marissa-crotchless-panty-worshipping-zombie-slaves...maybe thats the real explanation as to how you could afford that new 5000 sq ft recording studio you kept droning on about! Maybe all this feigned shock at your supposedly recent discovery that theres bad people who are tring to trick us and dumm us down is all just a complex ruse to cover up your complicity in this whole thing....You could so be one of them!! OMG!!!
I hope you're not.
Theres no telling who you can really trust. You could be a plant, sent to confuse us with your backwards accusations and all that crazy joachim talk. At one point you even tried really hard to frighten us into submission (get down wit yo racist bad self!!) by claiming that in actuality you were a giant angry black man who was gonna kill a couple of us. That was really mean of you.
You know what though? I decided I'm gonna take a giant leap of faith and trust you anyway. In spite of all that crazy mumbo jumbo you emailed me and wrote all over the bb. I'm gonna refuse to cave to the notion that you aren't really just a complete freaking loony toon, plain and simple. As tempting as it may be to think about buying into the scenario that you might just be a very clever manipulator, who's here but to yank our collective legs for fun and profit.
Even though you still haven't told me what color of cellophane you want me to use, and I'm almost done with the folding...and I asked you very nicely which you would prefer...even though you haven't even so much as given me a simple "Thank you for making me the aluminum foil hat and thong POWKie, I really appreciate your unselfish random acts of kindness very much! I can't believe you would toil your fingers to the bone and risk possible metal poisoning for the likes of me!! Thank you for saving me from the evil-doers who would try to steal my thoughts, so that I can save the world one chicken or side of beef at a time!! Thank you for being such a selfless giver and believing in my unpaid for, unrehearsed completely-real-and-not-fake-effed-up-bitch-craziness!!" Even though I've, very charitably, only brought up your "crotchless panties" that you used to constantly mention, twice in this entire conversation! Even though you should be eternally grateful to me for alerting you to the fact that you needed to invest in some quality Reynold's Wrap...You haven't given me any props for any of it....but I'm still going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Cause thats the kind of pure, unmolested soul that beats beneath my empathetic bosom.
Btw, I'm sorry if my sentences don't run long enough, but at least I try. ...dammit, just when does the giving end???
Ok.
So anyways, like, let me know soon on whether it should be purple or blue marissa., ok?..also, I had an old pair of TV rabbit ears laying around in the garage so I got super creative and incorporated them into the hat...its really quite a fetching design, and the lines I worked so hard to painstakingly achieve do quite effectively draw the eye up and minimize the hips...I think you're gonna love it!!
Wrinklesmack.
Butter.
I do. I believe it marissa!!
You know, I don't think its even inconceivable that you might really be one of "them". Trying to take over the world and make unsuspecting innocents into brain-dead-marissa-crotchless-panty-worshipping-zombie-slaves...maybe thats the real explanation as to how you could afford that new 5000 sq ft recording studio you kept droning on about! Maybe all this feigned shock at your supposedly recent discovery that theres bad people who are tring to trick us and dumm us down is all just a complex ruse to cover up your complicity in this whole thing....You could so be one of them!! OMG!!!
I hope you're not.
Theres no telling who you can really trust. You could be a plant, sent to confuse us with your backwards accusations and all that crazy joachim talk. At one point you even tried really hard to frighten us into submission (get down wit yo racist bad self!!) by claiming that in actuality you were a giant angry black man who was gonna kill a couple of us. That was really mean of you.
You know what though? I decided I'm gonna take a giant leap of faith and trust you anyway. In spite of all that crazy mumbo jumbo you emailed me and wrote all over the bb. I'm gonna refuse to cave to the notion that you aren't really just a complete freaking loony toon, plain and simple. As tempting as it may be to think about buying into the scenario that you might just be a very clever manipulator, who's here but to yank our collective legs for fun and profit.
Even though you still haven't told me what color of cellophane you want me to use, and I'm almost done with the folding...and I asked you very nicely which you would prefer...even though you haven't even so much as given me a simple "Thank you for making me the aluminum foil hat and thong POWKie, I really appreciate your unselfish random acts of kindness very much! I can't believe you would toil your fingers to the bone and risk possible metal poisoning for the likes of me!! Thank you for saving me from the evil-doers who would try to steal my thoughts, so that I can save the world one chicken or side of beef at a time!! Thank you for being such a selfless giver and believing in my unpaid for, unrehearsed completely-real-and-not-fake-effed-up-bitch-craziness!!" Even though I've, very charitably, only brought up your "crotchless panties" that you used to constantly mention, twice in this entire conversation! Even though you should be eternally grateful to me for alerting you to the fact that you needed to invest in some quality Reynold's Wrap...You haven't given me any props for any of it....but I'm still going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Cause thats the kind of pure, unmolested soul that beats beneath my empathetic bosom.
Btw, I'm sorry if my sentences don't run long enough, but at least I try. ...dammit, just when does the giving end???
Ok.
So anyways, like, let me know soon on whether it should be purple or blue marissa., ok?..also, I had an old pair of TV rabbit ears laying around in the garage so I got super creative and incorporated them into the hat...its really quite a fetching design, and the lines I worked so hard to painstakingly achieve do quite effectively draw the eye up and minimize the hips...I think you're gonna love it!!
Wrinklesmack.
Butter.
